June 29th, 2007

Likeshine

Another one from my calandar.

I had to put this up, this cracked me up when I read it. This was from a court testimony.

Lawyer: I would like you to turn to the next page, dated June 9, 1993.

Plaintiff: Yes.

Lawyer: Do you recall this incident occurring?

Plaintiff: Yes. The night before that I had eaten at Beachcomber's Restaurant. And I had crab. And I had vomited in the -

Lawyer: I assure you on this question a simple "Yes" or "No" will do.

*surprised that the lawyer didn't stop the person sooner*
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